Teresa Reviews “Mrs. McGinty’s Dead” (2006)

Teresa reviews “Mrs. McGinty’s Dead” (2006) and thinks it’s a worthwhile look at an isolated Poirot in a sad English village.

Fidelity to text: 4 sugar hammers

The usual compression to force a novel into a movie. The bigger change was amping up the character’s miserable personal lives.

Quality of movie on its own: 4 sugar hammers

Interesting filming – which not everyone will like – emphasizes how poorly Poirot fits into Broadhinny and Long Meadows.

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Poirot as lone gunfighter entering a hostile town
Mrs. McGinty’s Dead was filmed once before. Sort of. Margaret Rutherford turned the Poirot novel into a Miss Marple vehicle titled Murder Most Foul (1964). If you’ve seen that film, have no fear. You won’t know whodunit this time.

They are that different.

This adaptation follows the novel closely. You won’t notice the missing characters. What you will notice is how unpleasant everyone remaining is, including characters who didn’t have contentious private lives in the novel. In particular, it bothered me that Major Johnnie and Maureen Summerhayes turned into English country village versions of George and Martha from Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? They’re both heavy drinkers, they fight where other people can hear them, and they lost the children the novel gave them.

They’re also almost destitute, forced to take in paying guests (PG’s in the episode) to make ends meet. No wonder they fight. Still, Poirot’s scenes in their once-grand mansion, Long Meadows, are always amusing. The food’s terrible, the house is a demolition zone, Maureen is chronically disorganized, Johnnie’s trying to write a memoir that will never sell when he’s not failing at market gardening, every window leaks (since it’s autumn, that means icy drafts), and the Summerhayes dogs are openly hostile to Poirot.

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Poirot and dogs do not get along.
Poor Poirot. He’s stuck in Broadhinny for one vital reason. He’s doing a favor for Superintendent Spence, discovering if James Bentley is really guilty of Mrs. McGinty’s murder or is an innocent man going to be hung. Spence did his damnedest to discover the truth, but Bentley’s guilt doesn’t sit well with him. He knows criminals and Bentley, with the personality of a moldy dishrag, isn’t a murderer.

Unfortunately, other than Maude Williams (who we can tell is in love with the boy), the residents of Broadhinny don’t understand why Poirot’s nosing about when Bentley is so obviously guilty. What they’re really afraid of is their own guilty secrets will be revealed. Since it’s obvious Bentley coshed Mrs. McGinty, a private detective in Broadhinny must be investigating someone else. After all, who cares that some char got killed?

Dr. and Mrs. Rendell needed more screen time. Why did he shoot her up with a hypodermic needle? Why did she push Poirot into an oncoming train? Why were they both concerned about their past and afraid of nasty, anonymous letters? Poirot pulls the answer from his boutonnière vase.

Eva and Guy Carpenter needed more screen time too, starting with why an aspiring politician married a stripper and why, if she was worried about her past being revealed, she kept her old programs touting her assets lying around.

reviews Mrs McGintys Dead (2006) eve carpenter soho stripperRobin and Mrs. Upward needed more backstory. They have a very odd relationship. Why did Mrs. Upward adopt Robin as her son? Did she really or do they just say this? There’s a lot of money at stake, money he could inherit if he’s legally adopted. In the novel, Mrs. Upward is a rich widow who’s only son died as a child. Ever since, Mrs. Upward has kept a protégé around as a companion and lackey. But, if she discovers that said protégé lied to her about his low-class background, Mrs. Upward tosses him out on his ear.

Mrs. Upward prefers to keep her protégés on a short leash. She also prefers a mother/son relationship to the distasteful cougar / boy-toy scenario. It’s so much classier to have a son who’s a successful playwright than an unemployed actor whose sole purpose (as far as the neighbors can tell) is bed-warming.

This plot point didn’t get a coherent explanation. In the novel, Ariadne discovers Robin’s true relationship with Mrs. Upward by accident. Poirot calls it a polichinelle secret. The term comes from a 1903 French farce of the same name. It means that if everyone in a group knows the secret, it’s not considered a secret but at the same time, the group doesn’t discuss the secret because everyone already knows the facts. To an outsider, however, the secret remains a secret not because it’s hidden but because no one talks about it.

What is Robin Upward’s polichinelle secret that everyone in the repertory theater company knows but no one else does? That he’s not Mrs. Upward’s natural son. This is another tidbit that Poirot pulls out of his boutonnière vase. It would have been better to have seen Ariadne learn the secret and tell Poirot.

Ariadne was great fun. She shows up in her dashing motor car, tosses an apple core, and scores a direct hit on Poirot. Accidental, of course. What is she doing in Broadhinny? She’s working with Robin, trying to turn a Sven Hjerson story into a successful play. Ariadne reflects Agatha’s own theatrical experiences and frustrations. Ariadne wrestles with Robin over Sven’s age, nationality, physical fitness, sexual attractiveness, and eating habits, all of which Robin wants to change despite her protests.

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“Ariadne, darling, if he’s 60… then how can we have any sexual tension…
between him and your young girl?”

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“Your Ingrid? I mean… that would just make him a dirty old man.”

Solving Mrs. McGinty’s murder comes as a welcome relief, saving Ariadne from having to rewrite Sven into something he’s not. Her travails felt realistic. Think of what she’d say if a Sven Hjerson novel got turned into a movie with a completely different detective as the star (i.e., Margaret Rutherford).

The sugar hammer features prominently, of course. It was nice to see a real one and, even better, the one Poirot found in Maureen Summerhayes’ messy parlor matched the description in the text. If you’re unfamiliar with antique kitchen utensils, sugar used to come in big, hard loafs. Think of a solid, five-pound block of rock-hard sugar. To get usable sugar, the cook would use a sugar hammer. Sugar hammers have a hammer on one side of the head, an axe-blade on the other, and a long haft. You’d break off a chunk of sugar with the blade, then pound the chunk into granules. It’s a terrific murder weapon.

reviews Mrs McGinty's Dead 2006 poirot holding sugar hammerThat brings up another unclear point in the film. It bothered Superintendent Spense very much that whoever killed Mrs. McGinty left her lying there in the parlor, making no effort to conceal the crime. The same murderer left the stolen money where it could be easily discovered. Yet this careless killer very carefully concealed the murder weapon. Why would a killer be suddenly so cautious? Like Bentley’s non-murderous personality, it didn’t make sense to Spense. But this critical point wasn’t well brought out.

Equally concealed was the tepid relationship between Maude Williams and Bentley. I couldn’t see why she liked him, other than the plot told her too. As it turns out, she had a very good reason for showing up in Broadhinny and a good reason for believing that Bentley didn’t do it. But she needed more time too.

Despite these points, Mrs. McGinty’s Dead is still a worthwhile movie. It could have been better. It should have been better. But it’s the best we’ll get and, unlike Murder Most Foul, it follows the novel.

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